13 Goals for 2013

Ok. Once again, very similar to my 5 Favorite Memories of 2012 post, this one is pretty self explanatory. These are my 13 goals for 2013 (in order of importance... sort of). Some are serious. A couple are deadly serious.


1. Finish the year with more Twitter followers than Seth. We both have 143 as of this second. It's like the Alabama-Notre Dame of Twitter, except neither one of us is stupid and we're both pretty bad at football.

Side note: Follow me @joelangworthy. You probably will regret it. I don't say anything worthwhile.

2. Actually graduate from college. Right now I'm on track to graduate in December of this year, I just want to keep that going. I love Mizzou. But I don't love school.

3. Beat Matty Ice in NCAA Football 13 consistently. And I mean with both of us playing as SEC teams. This is a big deal in the Cotton House. A really big deal.

4. Finally eat a HBCB from Whataburger. Schwenker has been tempting me since I went to Whataburger for the first time with him before the A&M game. It's gotta happen soon.

5. Vegas Invitational. Mizzou's playing, so we're going. Matty Ice, Seth and myself. Enough said.

6. Do some sort of "country" activity with Salem. Hunting, fishing, drinking moonshine, picking some bluegrass tunes while sitting in a rocking chair on a porch, I don't even care. I haven't even thought about it that much.

7. Attend a true away football game. I've been to bowl games. I've been to tons of neutral site games. But I've never been to a true away game. Ole Miss anyone?

8. Watch all 6 Star Wars movies in one day. Or get a girlfriend. Cause we all know I can't do both.

9. Find out what edamame is. I'm just curious.

10. Give Seth a cool nickname. Matt is Matty Ice, Ben is Schwenker, Steven is Salem. Everybody has one. Except Seth.

11. Figure out why Bob Stoops is allowed to be on that stupid "Hello" AT&T commercial. That's gotta be some sort of NCAA violation right.

12. Something clever and funny. Coming up with 13 goals is really hard. You try it.

13. Survive until 2014. Between Vegas, Seth's bachelor party, and constantly saying things that piss people off, I have a good chance of dying in 2013. But I really don't want to. So it's a legitimate goal.